⭑⭑⭑⭑⭑ 4.8 (37 reviews)
Vasectomy Tee
Vasectomy Tee
$30.00
WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
Lightweight As Hell
- Relaxed Unisex Fit
- Dumb Funny Design
Free shipping on 2+ tees + 30-day easy returns ⏎
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A shirt designed specifically for the guy who successfully closed down the factory but kept the plumbing fully operational.
🩻 Size Chart
🩻 Size Chart
Size |
Length |
Width |
Sleeve |
S |
28 |
18 |
8 |
M |
29 |
20 |
8.5 |
L |
30 |
22 |
8.8 |
XL |
31 |
24 |
9 |
2XL |
32 |
26 |
9.3 |
3XL |
33 |
28 |
9.5 |
MEASUREMENTS IN INCHES
🕯️ Product Details
🕯️ Product Details
A lightweight, 100% ring-spun cotton tee with a relaxed unisex fit. It’s built roomy through the chest and shoulders so you can look like a total menace in absolute comfort.
✦ Black: Because colors are exhausting.
✦ Lightweight Fabric: Premium 4.5 oz threads.
✦ 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Soft as hell.
✦ Relaxed Fit: Extra room where it matters.
✦ Want it Baggy? Size up for that oversized fit.
🚑 Shipping & Returns
🚑 Shipping & Returns
Shipping is simple. Orders roll out in 1–3 business days, and deliveries land 5–7 days after that. Tracking drops in your inbox the second it leaves the bar.
Returns are just as easy. If you have buyer's remorse, you’ve got 30 days from delivery to send back unworn gear. Just drop me a line first and I’ll get you sorted.
UNSOLICITED OPINIONS
I was worried it would be stiff, but the fabric is actually really comfortable and lightweight. Fits true to size.
Wore this to a backyard BBQ and everyone kept asking where I got it. Definitely buying another shirt soon.
Good quality, but it did shrink a little after one wash.
Runs a little large. I usually wear L, but this feels a bit roomier than my other shirts. Still comfortable, but maybe size down if you like a tighter fit.
Great gift for my brother. Bought this as a joke gift and he says it's his new favorite shirt to wear around the house.
Shipping took a little long. The shirt itself is awesome and very soft, but it took almost two weeks to arrive at my house.
Sometimes graphic tees look different online, but the colors and print on this look exactly like the product photos 👍
Very comfy fabric. Feels great.
Awesome shirt, but make sure to air dry it or tumble dry on low. It shrank a little bit on high heat, but it still fits okay.
Wore it out once and got asked where I got it. That’s always a good sign
is exactly as pictured, and the graphic is printed nicely. Will buy more!
Got the shirt fast good quality love it thank you all.
Shirts are reallly quality. Happy when I tried it on and it was the proper length for my long torso. I will be ordering more. 😊
Great for summer weather. 😎
Will definitely buy again. Awesome customer service and the shirt is top-tier quality. Love it.
Love the design, tee not as heavy as I hoped, but still good quality.
Got the vasectomy shirt for my husband's recovery gift. The doctor and nurses thought it was hysterical.
Shipper threw the package on my neighbors porch so not happy about that but I know it's not your fault. Happy with the shirt.
It’s a very soft, thin fabric, which is great for warm weather, but you’ll definitely need to layer it if it’s cold out.
Nice shirt, I love the design. The only thing that would make this better is if it was in a women's cut. I'm a petite woman and the unisex style just rests at the hips and rides up as you walk.
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Easy Returns
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Premium Quality
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