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serves up the rawest, edgiest, and most painfully accurate graphic tees on the internet. Because if you aren't offending someone, you're doing it wrong.

Meet Wally. Bar Legend. Shirt Mogul.

Wally is the mastermind behind Two-Cross. After years of pouring draft beer into wine glasses, Wally’s career trajectory changed the day he wore a t-shirt to work that made a customer spit their margarita across the bar.
Suddenly, his tips doubled. Is it because of his charming smile? No. It’s because people are laughing at him, not with him, and he is 100% okay with exploiting that for cash.

He founded Two-Cross because he needed a tax write-off for his wardrobe and because he legally isn't allowed to work shirtless anymore.

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