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⭑⭑⭑⭑⭑ 4.8 (37 reviews)

mom smoked crack sweatshirt

mom smoked crack sweatshirt

$50.00

WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT

  • heavyweight fleece
  • relaxed unisex fit
  • super fire design
Size

30-day returns if the fit is cursed 👀

family values are such delicate little performances. you dress them up, filter them, pretend nothing ever leaks through the cracks. i prefer honesty. it stains, it lingers, and it refuses to be ignored.

🐦‍🔥 size chart

Size
 Length
 Chest
 Sleeve
S
26
23
20
M
27
24
20
 L
28
25
21
XL
29
26
21
2XL
30
26
22
MEASUREMENTS IN INCHES

🕯️ product details

soft heavyweight fleece with a relaxed unisex fit, roomy through the chest, shoulders, and sleeves. made for comfort, drama, and leaving the house like you have unfinished business.

✦ black unisex sweatshirt
✦ heavyweight fleece
✦ 47% cotton, 53% polyester
✦ relaxed classic fit
✦ size up for an oversized look

🚒 shipping & returns

shipping is simple. orders usually ship out within 2 to 3 business days, and most deliveries arrive 7 to 10 days after that. you’ll get tracking as soon as it’s on the way.

returns are easy too. if something doesn’t feel right, you have 30 days from delivery to send back unworn items. just reach out first and i’ll walk you through it.
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❤️‍🔥 what you’ll love...

  • free shipping

    enjoy free shipping when you purchase 2+ items
  • bundle deal

    get 10% off your order when you buy 3+ items
  • easy returns

    30 days to return it if it’s not the right fit
  • deep cuts

    for the ones who feel too much and say too little

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“IN HELL THERE IS NO OTHER PUNISHMENT THAN TO BEGIN OVER AND OVER AGAIN THE TASKS LEFT UNFINISHED IN YOUR LIFETIME.” ANDRÉ GIDE
“BETWEEN TWO EVILS, I ALWAYS PICK THE ONE I NEVER TRIED BEFORE.” MAE WEST
“IN HELL THERE IS NO OTHER PUNISHMENT THAN TO BEGIN OVER AND OVER AGAIN THE TASKS LEFT UNFINISHED IN YOUR LIFETIME.” ANDRÉ GIDE
“BETWEEN TWO EVILS, I ALWAYS PICK THE ONE I NEVER TRIED BEFORE.” MAE WEST
“IN HELL THERE IS NO OTHER PUNISHMENT THAN TO BEGIN OVER AND OVER AGAIN THE TASKS LEFT UNFINISHED IN YOUR LIFETIME.” ANDRÉ GIDE
“BETWEEN TWO EVILS, I ALWAYS PICK THE ONE I NEVER TRIED BEFORE.” MAE WEST
“IN HELL THERE IS NO OTHER PUNISHMENT THAN TO BEGIN OVER AND OVER AGAIN THE TASKS LEFT UNFINISHED IN YOUR LIFETIME.” ANDRÉ GIDE
“BETWEEN TWO EVILS, I ALWAYS PICK THE ONE I NEVER TRIED BEFORE.” MAE WEST
“IN HELL THERE IS NO OTHER PUNISHMENT THAN TO BEGIN OVER AND OVER AGAIN THE TASKS LEFT UNFINISHED IN YOUR LIFETIME.” ANDRÉ GIDE
“BETWEEN TWO EVILS, I ALWAYS PICK THE ONE I NEVER TRIED BEFORE.” MAE WEST
“IN HELL THERE IS NO OTHER PUNISHMENT THAN TO BEGIN OVER AND OVER AGAIN THE TASKS LEFT UNFINISHED IN YOUR LIFETIME.” ANDRÉ GIDE
“BETWEEN TWO EVILS, I ALWAYS PICK THE ONE I NEVER TRIED BEFORE.” MAE WEST
“IN HELL THERE IS NO OTHER PUNISHMENT THAN TO BEGIN OVER AND OVER AGAIN THE TASKS LEFT UNFINISHED IN YOUR LIFETIME.” ANDRÉ GIDE
“BETWEEN TWO EVILS, I ALWAYS PICK THE ONE I NEVER TRIED BEFORE.” MAE WEST
“IN HELL THERE IS NO OTHER PUNISHMENT THAN TO BEGIN OVER AND OVER AGAIN THE TASKS LEFT UNFINISHED IN YOUR LIFETIME.” ANDRÉ GIDE
“BETWEEN TWO EVILS, I ALWAYS PICK THE ONE I NEVER TRIED BEFORE.” MAE WEST
“IN HELL THERE IS NO OTHER PUNISHMENT THAN TO BEGIN OVER AND OVER AGAIN THE TASKS LEFT UNFINISHED IN YOUR LIFETIME.” ANDRÉ GIDE
“BETWEEN TWO EVILS, I ALWAYS PICK THE ONE I NEVER TRIED BEFORE.” MAE WEST
“IN HELL THERE IS NO OTHER PUNISHMENT THAN TO BEGIN OVER AND OVER AGAIN THE TASKS LEFT UNFINISHED IN YOUR LIFETIME.” ANDRÉ GIDE
“BETWEEN TWO EVILS, I ALWAYS PICK THE ONE I NEVER TRIED BEFORE.” MAE WEST